I am going to finish my vacation posts and transfer the pictures from my camera to show I didn't make any of it up. But not tonight.
Because I am positively tubercular. You do NOT want to know the viscosity of what I just coughed up. I know the viscosity because the violence of the eruption made me miss the kleenex and land the chunk on my shirt.
I googled sanatoriums and was disturbed to find that they have all been closed. You may find me in bed on the front porch tomorrow bundled up to take the fresh air cure.
Tell all your single friends, colds can last six days!
XO, JamieSmitten
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