Monday, June 15, 2009

He Missed Me Too!

He even brought me flowers.

Tell all your single friends, a bouquet is a lovely surprise.

XO, JamieSmitten

Saturday, June 13, 2009


I am 29 hours into my second 48 hour separation from Jason in 4 days.

I admit it. I've become spoiled by constant companionship and love.

I'm not quite missing his impressively stinky farts, but I expect that will happen around hour 44.


Tell all your single friends, our reunion is going to raise the roof.

XO, JamieSmitten

Friday, June 12, 2009

More Real Text Messages on My Phone

"Get over here in the heat & Join us!"

"How did u know i just ate chef boyardee"

"Did u check my pants"

"Meat still frozen"

"Thank goodness! Was the thing sideways?"

"Doubtful. I'm a respectable partnered woman now. Snort."


Tell all your single friends, the accent is on the SIP not the PANY.

XO, JamieSmitten

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

So, I've Been, Like, Busy and Stuff

A week in Florida with the family AND Jason. (He still loves me after 8 days of constant companionship and rain)

A new clutch. (Don't ask me about walking home at 7 a.m. with a hangover when the clutch that was *definitely going to last until the parts came in* crapped out)

A raft of stern emails. (Seriously. My friends are either overly concerned with my well-being or overly opinionated. Jury is still out)

A restorative email about the wonderfulness of love. (The Rev RULES)

A return to Boot Camp. (Argh. Push-ups are mostly mastered but who the HELL can do 10 pull ups?)

A loss of boobs. (I didn't notice this one, but OTHERS did)

A pair of homemade socks. (Thank you, Barbie, I LOVE them!)

A first movie at the Byrd with Jason. (I LOVE YOU MAN!)

A dinner with the Amanda gang. (She would have snorted with laughter, several times)

A new puppy for Jason. (Pix to come -- once the little bastard stands still long enough for me to take a pic)

A long conversation with a dear friend. (One of these days, I'm coming to San Antonio!!)

Tell all your single friends, living life leaves little time for blogging Chez Smitten.

XO, JamieSmitten