Been There, Got the T-Shirt

Oh my, the things I've seen:

• Poison Oak that lasts a month
• Dirt clods in my pocket after the motorcycle dirt drag races at Slades Park
• Stars -- when I wrenched my back during boot camp
• Stars again -- when the physical therapist dug his thumb into my wrenched back
• Remnants of a Philly cheese steak on my own plate
• Mountains of puppy poo -- sometimes even on the puppy pee pad
• Teeny, tiny LOUD frogs in stagnant pools in the rocks in the James River
• LOTS of dog tug of war

Tell all your single friends, dirt is for racing, asphalt just for getting there.

XO, JamieSmitten