Some king cab truck that is literally TWICE the length of my economical Mazda has been parked at the median ALL NIGHT.
No uniformed cop and inspector gadget asshat policeman are standing there handing out tickets. Or towing.
I'm being targeted, I tell you.
The universe is exacting payment for finally providing a steady flow of sex.
Tell all your single friends, $40 is a bargain for what I've been getting.
XO, JamieSmitten
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Seriously laughing out loud in the Harrisburg airport waiting area! Way to go!
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